Stingy Men's Association
Office of the President
Every Penny Has a Home
PUBLIC NOTICE No. 004/2026
TO: ALL MEMBERS
SUBJECT: On Airtime, Data Bundles and the Hotspot
The Association reaffirms that a mobile hotspot is a privilege extended to a guest, and not a public utility owed to a room.
Members are advised that the request “can you just put on your hotspot” has never, in the recorded history of the Association, been followed by a small download.
The following requests are declined by default:
- “send me airtime, I'll refund you” — the refund has never arrived;
- “just 1GB” — it is never just 1GB;
- “my bundles are finished” — so are everyone's;
- “let me use your phone to call” — the call will be long.
A member may extend his hotspot at his own discretion for a period not exceeding four minutes, after which he is entitled to say the battery is low, whether or not the battery is low.
This is satire
